COVID #8

Never heard at a car dealership: “Do you have the data to prove that brand of tires works with this car? I read on Facebook that these tires slip on this kind of vehicle.”

Never heard at a cellphone store: “I’m not buying this thing until you take it apart and show me how it works. I heard they cause cancer and I want to see the design plans for myself.”

Never heard at a restaurant: “Where did the flour in this bread come from? I read something online about Canadian wheat that was infected with a fungus. I want to see the receipt for the flour.”

Never heard at an electronics store: “I read online that these flat-screen TVs emit X-rays and cause sterility. I want to see your Geiger counter.”

Heard every day at a doctor’s office: “I read this vaccine gets into your DNA and causes leukemia in 10 years. Show me the data that proves it isn’t true.”