A priest, a rabbi, and an pink polka-dotted elephant went into a bar. The bartender was a Republican.
After a few minutes, someone noticed that the pink polka-dotted elephant was gone. People looked everywhere, but the elephant was nowhere to be seen.
The rabbi said, "I think the bartender took him."
"Oh, no, that's impossible," the priest said. "The pink elephant was a joke. Republicans can't take a joke."